Another Remake? Why, oh Why?!

Written by Billy W on September 15, 2009

Today, while browsing the IMDb website for a movie to recommend to a friend, I decided to give her a link to Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon, an all-time favorite from my childhood. Needless to say, I was a bit more than just disappointed when I saw that a remake is in the works.



Let me tell you about my love for the movie, The Last Dragon. When I was a kid, I saw this movie in a theater and loved it. The then-modern Motown soundtrack, the cheesy comedy, the kung fu action… It was the best! When it finally hit video, I dubbed a VHS copy (before Macrovision) and watched it every day for probably 6 months straight.



I don’t know why I was so obsessed with the film, but there were a lot of things to like. The gorgeous Vanity as TV host Laura Charles, The comedic shenanigans of kick-ass kung fu guru Glen Eaton, the non-stop music…But most of all, you had to love Sho’nuff, played by Julius J. Carry III, an excellent character actor who was also great in the TV show Brisco County Jr. with Bruce Campbell. Carry has a couple of scene-stealing moments where you just have to rewind and watch him again. Sadly enough, I learned that he passed away from pancreatic cancer last year while checking out his wikipedia page.



The film actually has two bad guys, who unite toward the end to do away with the main character “Bruce” Leroy Green, played by a guy named Taimak, who didn’t go on to bigger and better things. Christopher Murney was also quite good as the main bad guy, Eddie Arkadian.



Anyway, enough with that…



What I really want to say is, Hollywood, would you please stop fucking up every single classic cult movie you can with remakes? I don’t care if you get Samuel Jackson involved, I don’t care who produces or directs the movies, enough already!



Let’s see some originality, for fuck sake!


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Crawling in the Dark

Written by Billy W on April 19, 2009

Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts…



The first part is called The Pledge.



The second part is called The Turn. The magician takes the ordinary something…
And makes it do something extraordinary.



Now you’re looking for the secret.
But you won’t find it because, of course, you’re not really looking. You don’t want to know.



You want to be fooled.

- Michael Caine as Cutter, from the movie The Prestige



In the late 1800s, Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison vied for supremacy in the electrical power generation business. Edison tried to publicly discredit Tesla on several occasions by offering demonstrations of how supposedly dangerous Tesla’s AC (alternating current) electric power distribution was. In some cases, animals were electrocuted to death to make the point. In the end, however, Tesla’s AC won out and became the standard in electric power distribution.



Who cares, right? Most people don’t know how the electricity they use every day is generated, nor do they want to. They just pay the electric bill each month and service continues, allowing them to watch TV, check out internet porn, whatever…



Dropping a check in the mail, or having the funds electronically transferred each month and expecting continued, uninterrupted service is like offering a prayer or a sacrifice to some god in order to carry on a comfortable existence. I mean, if the folks at your local power generation facility decide not to keep electricity flowing to your residence at some point, regardless of your timely payment, what are you going to do about it? Those people at the power plant might as well be gods to you.



So how do people carry on and not go crazy worrying about whether or not they’ll have electricity to use whenever they need it? Well, we all know the answer to that one: Faith. Faith in our local energy providers to keep us adequately supplied. Having faith is much easier than trying to learn and understand what makes the world go ’round or the universe do it’s neverending cosmic dance.


The movie The Prestige tells the story of two rival magicians vying to become London’s premier illusionist. Throughout the story, it’s not clear who’s supposed to be the good guy and who’s supposed to be the bad one, and by the end of the story we learn that good and bad has nothing to do with any of it. No morality tale here, just a story of obsession and the fragility of the human heart.


One character is all about being the best. Everything he does, he does for the sake of perfecting his craft. The other is all about fame. He knows that by amazing people, he’ll inspire wonder and give people a reason to believe that the world is a mysterious place and the puzzling nature of its workings inextricable. He knows that most of his audience gets by on faith, not reason, and with this he hopes to achieve a godlike status.



The final scene’s dialogue is a bit philosophy-laden (though not complicated) and thought-provoking. One of the magicians states that his whole raison d’etre was just to see the look on people’s faces when the final trick is carried off. People want escape, and magic is the perfect vehicle for it. The audience forgets all about how cold and miserable the real world can be, and for a moment are filled with wonder. We love thinking about the possibilities, usually more so than finding out concrete answers.



You might say that certain people, like doctors or scientists and engineers are more concerned with finding the answers than dwelling on the possibilities. Even the great physicist and Nobel Laureate Richard Feynman said, with regard to his love of theoretical physics, “The kick is in the Discovery” (of how things work). But, I’m willing to bet (if I could even do such a thing) that scientists like him always get a kick out of discovering things because newly-discovered knowledge always opens up a whole new realm of possibilities. Let’s face it, we’re usually more intrigued by the possibilities than we are with simple truths. Facts are cold and hard while possibilities are warm and inviting.


So, that’s what you get with The Prestige, a slightly philosophical movie that intrigues and entertains. You have two rivals: one who is concerned with perfecting his craft and truly becoming the best magician he can be, and one who is obsessed with convincing everyone that he is the best, regardless of his actual talents. Of course, there’s some of each character in all of us.



If you haven’t seen it yet, this movie is definitely worth your time.


Easter Is For the Little Children

Written by Billy W on April 11, 2009

Came across this post on my Wordpress dashboard. Apparently Daniel Florien is a guy who used to be a hardcore Christian, but now has a blog dedicated to “figuring out what it means to be an unbeliever and skeptic.” Having been an unbeliever for many years, I guess I’m not sure if I’ll find visiting his blog “Unreasonable Faith” on a regular basis a worthwhile endeavor or not, but the first post I’ve checked out there is pretty good.

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